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MATT ‘LADYHAWKE’ LUCAS and GERARD ‘G-FORCE’ GLYNN are not your standard rock’n’roll superheroes. But LORDS OF WONG aren’t your standard rock’n’roll band. As they explain to BENNY DOYLE for TIME OFF, it’s not about aiming for the stars, it’s all about aiming for the gutter.
The mighty, unpredictable and impeccably dressed Lords Of Wong are returning to the rock consciousness of Brisbane with a split-7” release, combining their powers with fellow locals New Jack Rubys.
“I went to school with Doug from New Jack Rubys back in the 90s. He was the only boy in the softball team and I was the only boy in the cheerleading squad, so we’d just go on tour with all these girls,” Lucas states with an air of hilarity as to what the common ground was that brought the two bands together. “That was back in about grade nine and we’ve been in bands ever since.”
“I think the Rubys came up with the idea,” Glynn adds regarding the idea of the vinyl single. “We were trying to jump on their coattails really because they’re a lot more popular and successful than us. It was really a case of a mercy fuck, I’d guess you’d call it.”
The split A-side provides a nice double dosage of bare bones, ballsy Brisbane rock.
“We’ve heard the test pressing and it’s got nice warmth which the Lords Of Wong like,” Lucas says. “But when we finally got the test pressing back, we only realised then that no-one in either band had a record player. It was actually harder to track down that than a place to press the vinyl. But it’s nice to have something on vinyl.”
Glynn continues, explaining that the band hope for some more joint releases in the future, though for reasons somewhat more sly than you’d imagine.
“I could definitely see us doing a split again in the future. We’d be open to do it with pretty much anybody. But I’d like to do an EP or something like that with the Rubys, just to tap into two different audiences. We’re both rock bands but that’s where the similarities end. New Jack Rubys are tight, get ‘em out together and they all get along, while we all hate each other. It’s the yin and yang.”
Getting their sinful filth on, right on the eve of the holiest time of year, Lucas and Glynn recall the best and worst memories at the Step Inn for the band. It just depends which person you ask.
Glynn begins, “My best memory and probably Matt’s worst was when he moonwalked into the toilets, slipped over and knocked himself out. The rest of us remember that fondly but I don’t think Matt enjoyed himself.”
“It was at our album launch and I broke my collarbone and tore a tendon,” Lucas continues. “The carnage is never planned but it just happens that way. The blood will start gushing and then it starts to get exciting. That’s when everyone has a good time.”
And just to take self-deprecating to a whole new level, the band have not only provided on their website, the good, but also the bad and downright ugly reviews over their career. This includes a doozie from one unnamed rock magazine that the band are especially fond of.
“We’re going to aim for a one out of ten this time,” Lucas hopes for the new 7”. “That’s actually the best review we’ve ever had though – it was an honest review. Particularly the banal lyrics because I think all the boys in the band consider the lyrics to be banal and pointless and it’s nice that the people reviewing out there can see that. I think he hit the nail on the head.”
WHO: Lords Of Wong
WHAT: Too Cool For Pool Split 7” (Sir Ronald Winkler Records)
WHERE & WHEN: Step Inn (upstairs), Thursday Apr 21
Please enjoy Lords of Wong as much as they enjoy you. X
